Straw

An albedo simp

No♡ straw albedo is nasty, he is literally chalk

by Brynn's best friend February 3, 2022

Strawed

When you wake up in the morning after a long night of alcoholic beverage intake, can't walk straight, and have your neighbor to drive you to Ihop

"Man, I was so Strawed this morning. Thank god Rachel drove me."

by Bringingitwayback April 28, 2016

Straw

A THING WITH 1 FUCKING HOLE!!!!!

Idiot: A straw has 2 holes
One smarty Boi: REEEEEEE THE STRAW HAS 1 HOLE

by OneSmartyBoi January 31, 2019

Straw

Someone who 'sucks up' to their boss to get ahead.

Mike just bought the boss a coffee. He's such a straw.

by Ottmonster July 14, 2021

Strawing

Basically, you use ninja-like tactics to put a straw on someones person (pocket, hood, bag, etc.) The object is to do this without being caught. You get a point if the straw remains for three or more seconds. More points may be added depending on how badass it is.

Walking through a public place with ninja strawers (those who straw, or participate in strawing). Ninja strawers place straw in the hood of a person walking in front of them. Could also be placed in bags/purses, pockets, pants, etc.

by spicemuffin April 25, 2012

Straw

Nipples

Nipples are straws.

by GlizzySnackums February 9, 2022

Straw

A penis that is not circumsized

My straw is so weird looking dude!

by Penispalooza June 22, 2014