straight gay male 

A man often married(to a woman) or has a girlfriend and has sex with men.

Gene is such a dawg, he's only been married to Dawn for three months but he's already on the downlow with his bois. Well that's because he thinks of himself as a straight gay male.

straight gay male by [e-mail] April 24, 2007

straight cis Male 

A male who uses 🥶🥵😂🤣😈 unironicaly and thinks they are funny for making fun of cosplayers/furrys/lgbtqia+/gacha kids and more and calls people social rejects despise just sitting in there room watching porn all day

“I hate straight cis males” same

straight cis Male by Tokofukawa October 29, 2020

Straight White Male 

Name usually starts with a J, K, A, or B.

Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD

“Bro! Look at that guy wearing a football jersey named Josh!”

“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”

Straight White Male by QuixExpo March 19, 2021

A straight white male 

A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged

I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for

I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case

A straight white male by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG November 30, 2019

straight lesbian male 

A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.

Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.

straight lesbian male by The wandering watermelon May 7, 2018

Cis straight singaporean male 

A really masculine and horribly straight man who, when another man of the same breed is within 2 feet away from them, instantly turns gay. This can be exhibited with behaviors such as slapping each others ass, carrying each other, nearly making out and flirtatious advances.

They can often be seen saying slurs, making fun of “woke sjws” and harassing others when out of gay mode however, so do take caution where necessary. Thankfully, most of them are non-threatening due to their lanky physique and overall incompetence.

A cis straight singaporean male can be easily identified with some or all of the following features: his oversized shirt, earrings, permed hair, all black clothing (unless wearing an obs shirt), black painted nails (unless deemed homosexual by the individual) and slides.

It should be noted that this term does not apply to every literal cis straight Singaporean male, but it applies to a large population who exhibit these specific characteristics.

Person 1: Yo did you see Aloysius?

Person 2: yea he was in the lab pining James to the wall… hes definitely a Cis straight singaporean male!

Cis straight singaporean male by Tiredd January 4, 2022

Straight white male 

A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)

Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”

Straight white male by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024