straightard

The word gay people use to call a straight person a retard.

The opposite of gaytard

Ola: Hey gaytard
Emory: Hey straightard

by silly phillie November 24, 2010

straightbreaker

someone of the same sex, usually a celebrity figure, who would cause a straight person to turn gay

Kat Von D is totally a straightbreaker. If I was a lesbian, I'd totally hit that.

by wildflower3915 January 7, 2009

straightdar

An absolute requirement when walking around San Francisco.

Opposite of gaydar

Straightdar detects no straightness in the area. User be wary of anus exposure.

by newyorkcitynewyorkstate January 9, 2007

Straightbreaker

An individual of the same sex that you will go gay for; an exception to your straight preference.

"Who's your straightbreaker?"
"Oh, mine's Shawn Mendes!"

by T'sway December 22, 2019

straightware

similar to "gaydar," straightware is a heterosexual person's intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men

At the cocktail party, Frank used his straightware to sense that it was "safe" to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.

by Sexy Simian December 8, 2010

straightbriming

Generally acting like an African American, standing around on street corners and under clocktowers looking angry and wearing a straight brimmed hat, preferably a New Era Major League Baseball hat.

Damn them niggas were hard straightbriming under the clocktower today.

by TruRumor June 11, 2006

Straightballs

A man who has gone from gay to straight.

Girl #1: Did you hear what Bennet said?
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.

by Gays are friends not food October 4, 2009