storecerer

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.

Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!

by Quux February 24, 2011

Storey

A girl that will brighten up your day. She's beautiful, kind, and funny. You can talk her about sports. She's chill. The perfect girl.

-Bro that girl!!!
~Storey! I know!

by M.L.J October 19, 2016

ghost stories

The best anime dub to ever exist

Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!

by RockTundra December 9, 2020

A storch in time saves nine

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.

"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020

Browse Categories Vote Store

When you dont know what to search up so you decided to look around and you find that there is browse categories vote and store at the top of Urban Dictionary so you go and search it up

BROWSE CATEGORIES VOTE STORE

by Why_is_it_called PSEYDONYM October 8, 2019

Poppy store

A Spanish mini-market that is usually on the corner of a street. This term is primarily used in Philly.

I am going to the poppy store to get a cheesesteak platter and an Arizona. Do y’all want anything?

by Yoaudosbd October 3, 2017

pee is stored in the balls

God's greatest decision thus far.

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021