Guys who never got into a frat and always wanted to be in one. Generally men 40 and older who follow an online frat.
by RAPACHAMP March 3, 2018
Get the stooliesmug. by Toque August 13, 2003
Get the Stoolymug. A stoolie is a swirly administered with turds in the toilet bowl. Also known as a shitty-twister or a hair doo.
Oh man I had to use a box of qtips to get all the turd out of my ears after Mark gave me a fresh, greasy stoolie.
by Frankie Avocado October 17, 2009
Get the Stooliemug. adjective or adverb 1. made of or pertaining to feces 2. a nice way of saying shitty, or something is not to one's liking
Steve: Did you see that rendition of the Mona Lisa a the Modern Art Museum?
Perry: Yeah. I saw it. It was a little stooly for my tastes though. And it looked nothing like the original.
Perry: Yeah. I saw it. It was a little stooly for my tastes though. And it looked nothing like the original.
by georgelopez April 3, 2009
Get the stoolymug. A mixed drink consisting of vodka, tequila, and a lemon. Originates from Russian immigrants on South Padre island near the Mexican border.
by Jingleman August 19, 2008
Get the Cork Stoolymug. When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)
by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018
Get the stooliedmug. An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.
Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.
by TheLinguisticScientist July 26, 2018
Get the Stooliemug.