stoob

(stomach-boob) when a womans stomach is the same size as her breasts, giving her the look of a unified abdomen.

yuck, look at that chick she has a stoob, a fupa, and kanckels.

by joe sheetz December 16, 2004

stoob

somewhere between stupid and cool

I was very stoob when I was doing back-flips off my roof and broke my foot last week-end.

by John Roche June 27, 2007

stoobes

n. a goofball. also, someone who fucks up alot. an idiot

sometimes don can be a total stoobes, i hate him

by ben November 17, 2003

Stoobs

A very old lady that has boobs sagging to her stomach. Stomach + Boobs = Stoobs.

Tommy: Look at that old lady!
Katie: I know! Just look at her stoobs.
Tommy: They are so gross.

by AzKtEGTwus October 13, 2011

Stoob

An extremely attractive individual, this person tends to be very funny and athletic and is often associated with a 1940's WWII era haircut. He makes the same jokes consistently,with increasing success, and is the envy of adult male and female alike

That Stoob won the state championship and stole my girl

by Stoob May 14, 2015

Stoobing

The act of stooping down, resting your elbows on your knees while smoking a joint (doob), or any other marijuana related substance. In some smaller circles also used for cigarettes.

"Hey dude, do you mind stoobing over the ash tray? This is a new couch..."

by theActualRealLegend27 October 13, 2021

stoobed

The act of fucking an old school gluestick. The ones with the spiral down the centre.

Man, i was all up in her face so she grabbed the glue and stoobed me.

by TurkeySlapSaturday February 1, 2009