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Stonewall Jackson

Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson (January 21, 1824 – May 10, 1863) was a Confederate general during the American Civil War, and probably the most revered Confederate commander after General Robert E. Lee. His military career includes such famous exploits as the audacious Valley Campaign of 1862 and as a corps commander in the Army of Northern Virginia under Robert E. Lee. Confederate pickets accidentally shot him at the Battle of Chancellorsville on May 2, 1863, which the general survived, albeit with the loss of an arm to amputation. However, he died of complications of pneumonia eight days later.
Jackson rose to prominence and earned his most famous nickname at the First Battle of Bull Run (also known as First Manassas) in July 1861. As the Confederate lines began to crumble under heavy Union assault, Jackson's brigade provided crucial reinforcements on Henry House Hill, demonstrating the discipline he instilled in his men. Brig. Gen. Barnard Elliott Bee, Jr., exhorted his own troops to re-form by shouting, "There is Jackson standing like a stone wall." That is how Jackson was named Stonewall Jackson
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stonerpreneur

An entrepreneur who also happens to be a stoner. Or a stoner who is also a business professional. Also known as a Stoner CEO.

Unlike traditional stoners, stonerpreneurs are hard-working, productive, and make more cash high on marijuana than you do sober.
I wish I worked for a stonerpreneur, then I could smoke weed at work.
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stoneface

n.,
a game in which a group of males, sitting around a table, get oral sex from one female under the table... the object of the game is to show no emotion.
Dennis is the reigning stoneface champion of milton.
by DoubleD February 28, 2005
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stonegate

Section of Reston Virginia. Best place to hoop for pick-up or summer leagues in the D.C area besides berry farms.
"where yall tryin to play at?"
"how about chantilly or notaway in vienna"
"man hell no thats some chump ass soft shit. lets hoop at stonegate with them ill reston cats"
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A middle school located near Richmond, VA. Not the NICEST middle school...
In my opinion, Stonewall Jackson Middle School is run down, the roof leaks every 5 minutes, it smells, the food is gross, and I couldn't wait to get outta there! :D
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stonetarded

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome
t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
by t-pleasure January 20, 2009
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Stonewall Johnson

The white knight incarnate; a person whose irrepressible compulsion to cockblock is the only salvation of womankind. If he isn't there to prevent it, women are powerless to defend themselves against the predatory motivations of all other members of his gender. Called so because of his astounding ability to block any cock currently known to man.
Bro: Dude, Alex is such a cockblock.
Brah: Yeah, he's a regular Stonewall Johnson.
Bro: Weird, I coulda sworn he got RB's all up in that shit.
Brah: Word.
by Burley May 1, 2009
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