The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
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Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.
When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.
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a game in which a group of males, sitting around a table, get oral sex from one female under the table... the object of the game is to show no emotion.
a game in which a group of males, sitting around a table, get oral sex from one female under the table... the object of the game is to show no emotion.
by DoubleD February 28, 2005
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Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.
see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.
Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.
see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.
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