Skip to main content

stonaker

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.
We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.
by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008
mugGet the stonaker mug.

Stonehoused

When you spend all day or night with some hot broad, and you're just about to put your wiener in her and she says, "I have a boyfriend." That's getting stonehoused
Mike was about to marry the girl of his dream before she told him about Larry, he really got stonehoused.
by Billy Tossedsalad May 8, 2013
mugGet the Stonehoused mug.
Related Words

Stonehedge Chin

A hairy untrimmed bearded chin that resembles a male human being's testicular sack. When shaved; it becomes a Peter chin.
Parker: Whoa, dude.. Put that shit away, man!

Kyle: What are you talking about? This is just me Stonehedge Chin!

Parker: Oh, damn.
by Arkerpa October 18, 2010
mugGet the Stonehedge Chin mug.

Stonehenge

An 18-inch statue that's in constant danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge
by semipunk93 May 14, 2011
mugGet the Stonehenge mug.

stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.
"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."
by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017
mugGet the stonched mug.

Stonehenge

Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well.
When a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan. 'Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face. Where the virgin's lie
and the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.
"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people - the druids. No one knows who they were, or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock - of Stonehenge."
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003
mugGet the Stonehenge mug.

stonar

A metaphysical ability to sense or seek out those who are holding. Somewhat like the stoner version of gaydar.
My stonar was in the red while in line to buy Willie Nelson concert tickets.
by Sean M. Lennon April 12, 2006
mugGet the stonar mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email