Stonehenge

An 18-inch statue that's in constant danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge

by semipunk93 May 14, 2011

Stonehenge

Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well.
When a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan. 'Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face. Where the virgin's lie
and the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.

"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people - the druids. No one knows who they were, or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock - of Stonehenge."

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.

My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.

by franklloydfright October 14, 2018

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010

stoteht

stoteht - 80 mage of thrall, carries everyone

stoteht carried chubber to 1800

by stoteht October 14, 2009

Stonehedge Chin

A chin somewhat resembling a Male human being's hairy testicular sack. Usually the chin is covered in random patches of thick, multicolored, untrimmed pubic hair.

Parker: Whoa, man! Put that shit away!

Kyle: Oh, dude, this is just me Stonehedge chin..

Parker: Oh, damn.

by Abusfullofkids October 21, 2010

stonehead

A mix between a stoner and a pothead. A stonehead is a rare breed that is resulted from being a stoner with many pothead friends. A stonehead is usually aware of the name of what they smoke but not of what it is.

Julie can be such a stonehead sometimes. She's so unware of how good her stash is.

by divinedecadency July 28, 2007