shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Scizzing

A form of jizzing at a much higher rate of speed. Speed jizzing. Where an individual can get off while running or just sitting and vigorously stimulating themselves as much as possible.

"Did you see that guy wearing that bag over his head? He was totally scizzing down the hallway."

by Nolegged Mexican Jumping Bean January 17, 2010

Shizzing

When a male experiences overwhelming nervousness and arousal causing him to void his bowels and ejaculate simultaneously.

When a male (usually a nerd) is attempting to have a conversation with an attractive female and becomes so nervous and aroused that he begins shizzing.

by Nibs McGee May 10, 2011

spizzin

1) spending 2) wasting 3) buying useless shit

dat ho's been spizzin all my benjamins

by biscuit January 30, 2003

Snizzing

The act of jizzing into a line, similar to a line of coke, and having someone snort it

Guy 1: Dude your not gonna believe this. I got my gf to swallow!
Guy 2: Well guess what! My gf was snizzing last night!
Guy 1: You lucky fucker!

by numero-11 October 15, 2010

skizzing

1. the act of coming home after smoking a bunch of shitty weed, and you're still in a slighty under the influence, but no one adresses it. Including the consumption of mass quantities of food and the veiwing of television shows that you normally wouldn't watch.

skizzing is the best

by stonerrrbittchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 11, 2010

stizzoned

high as a kite! stoned as a rat!

everybody likes to get stizzoned!

by LULU February 21, 2003