Statute of LOL Mutations

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

statute of memetations

The minimum amount of time required after a meme has been shared within a group on digital communications for said meme to be reusable within the same group of people.

That meme has recently been sent in this group, thus violating the statute of memetations.

by claydough89 January 28, 2021

Statute of Limitations

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.

"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"

"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."

by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013

statute

A legislated rule of a society given the force of law under the consent of the governed.

A statute is not law, rather prima facie evidence of law.

by A Box of Signs October 15, 2009

lacrosse-stitue

A girl who hangs out around the lacrosse team in they hopes of getting laid. They will attend parties that lacrosse players throw and will go to lacrosse games. It is important to mention that they do not exclusively date or fuck lacrosse players, just associate with them and their friends.

I'm going to Jeff's party because you know there's going to be a shitload of lacrosse-stitues there looking for dick.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

Statuterrific

An adjective to describe the appearance of a minor (or person otherwise under the age of consent) that is highly attractive.

A single word which sums up a sentence similar to: "She looks terrific.. but it would count as statutory rape."

Dude, have you seen Brian's little sister? She's totally statuterrific!

by Wickedosity January 13, 2008

statute of limitations

The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.

Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*

by TorturedSoul July 31, 2016