stilted

when your cock does not grow.

"look at that loser with a 3 incher jeez hes stilted"

by lewi turner March 22, 2007

Stilts

n. Ebonics for car hydraulics.

Shit nigga, that ride has some phat stilts.

by Hypereia May 06, 2010

stilting

The ancient Japanese art in which two men are tied together at the waist and can navigate only by flexing their erect penises like legs. Often are composed into races, similar to three-legged races.

Tim: Soccer is no longer the gayest sport.
Frank: Why?
Tim: I just watched a stilting tournament.

by BrokebackJonah February 01, 2011

stilted

When your still tilted from the night before, but its the morning after and half blind from the sun, you stumble out to your car/taxi/walk home like you're wearing stilts, sceaming "I WANT YOU!" like uncle sam himself.

"Look at that dude trying to get on the bus, man he must be stilted!"

by Rufiodies March 12, 2016

Egg on stilts

When one has skinny legs and an egg shaped body.

Hey did you see Brianna's great legs! Too bad she is so Humpty in the middle...she is an egg on stilts.

by Pantypie September 15, 2016

Joke on Stilts

A term used to describe something outrageous.

Friend: "Dude, Drew Brees tossed ten touchdowns today."
You: "What! Thats a joke on stilts."

by H2opolowinner October 11, 2010

Cunt Stilts

Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.

Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!

by Lance.Pimpstrong June 19, 2010