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wood staffing

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019
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marshmallow stuffing

The act of inserting a fluffy sticky soft candy into the anus in any amount to be dissolved in the colon before anal sex/masturbation to purge the lower bowels of all fecal matter. After purged, it can be done again to fill the colon with a clear sticky fluid for the enjoyment of others. Marshmallows are a powerful laxative. Marshmallow stuffing should not be done by diabetics or anyone else concerned with blood sugar. Should be done in moderation to avoid pooping yourself at work.
I stuffed 6 campfire marshmallows (marshmallow stuffing) about 30 minutes ago and I can't hold them anymore!
by ASexyBitch March 10, 2014
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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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yelling and sniffing

A kid-friendly term to sensor the word "yiffing." First used by MatPat and Stephanie on GTLive to make Dayshift at Freddy's slightly more appropriate.
Mat: Time to yiff the fox!
Steph: Don't do it, Matthew. No yelling and sniffing of the Foxy allowed.
by PoweredByDietCoke July 22, 2017
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turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.
by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008
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holiday stuffing

Having sex before, during, and after the holidays.
Me and your daughter will be holiday stuffing this Christmas.
by !((*1998!((* December 13, 2016
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book sniffing

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.
Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!
by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017
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