When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.
Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.
Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.
Employee: He took $1.37
Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.
Employee: He took $1.37
by rekrap April 4, 2011
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Look at that poor bastard over there getting Stoffaled.
Rob just told me he’d rather deep throat a burning Christmas tree than get Stoffaled again.
Rob just told me he’d rather deep throat a burning Christmas tree than get Stoffaled again.
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1)person 1-yo u tryna chill?
person 2-no
person 3-damn i just got stiffed
2)person 1-yo what happened with you and that gurl u were tryna holla at?
person 2-man the bitch stiffed me
3)person 1-did u pay the taxi?
person 2-nah i stiffed on the bill
person 2-no
person 3-damn i just got stiffed
2)person 1-yo what happened with you and that gurl u were tryna holla at?
person 2-man the bitch stiffed me
3)person 1-did u pay the taxi?
person 2-nah i stiffed on the bill
by ;xfgnjk;nh;k September 6, 2005
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by Eric September 8, 2004
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by MrRampage December 30, 2012
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by Your Mom March 21, 2005
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Person 1: Hey, I wasted your diamonds to make some diamond stiffed mesh, and ended up getting more diamonds that it cost to make it!
Person 2: Commit soup on side idot
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