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stickchick

A young woman who is VERY VERY thin either of her own choice or by circumstances out of her control. Typically she will be anorexic looking, and even the tightest jeans will be loose on her creating a shitpants type effect. Even under careful observation no breasts or ass can be seen, and she has none of the curvature of a healthy female whatsoever, in fact she looks rather like a wooden plack or toothpick. She can however be attractive in the face. Copulation with these women is not advised. (See example below)
"That stickchick is dead, cuz I split her in two with my dick"

"Next time your at the Eating Disorder Center say "Hi!" to all the anorexic stickchicks for me."
by miracle_max December 28, 2007
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Slicknick Gallion

The most famous multiracial celebrity ever-a human version of a melting pot, if you will. Born in Los Angeles, California, Slicknick has nothing but love for the Golden State. He is especially renowned for being an LA Lakers fanatic, proudly holding the record for watching every single Lakers preseason/regular season/postseason workout, game, and interview. He is also the best friend of MVP Kobe Bryant. Slicknick is one-fourth African-American, one-eighth Indian, and 62.5% everything else, which is why he is known as a human melting pot. However, slicknick appears as if he is a "white boy", and thereby acts as such. His blackness emerges when he plays basketball (He can jump really high, "yo", like Michael Jordan). He is rumored to have a particular affinity for Asian (or Azn) females (i.e. "yellow fever"). Above all of these qualities, Slicknick holds one distinction-as the Master Impersonator. He has the magical ability to imitate any individual on earth (and even individuals from other planets). In fact, no one knows what his actual voice sounds like. As dictated by a certain person named "Kevin", Brian's best friend is slicknick, but slicknick's best friend is not Brian. Slicknick has been named such due to his "slick" character. He is quite a laidback dude, "yo". Nevertheless, he maintains a very intellectual mind. Furthermore, Slicknick is a rather hard/persistent worker and studies in a diligent mannerer every single day. He is not lazy AT ALL*

*When absolutely necessary.^

^Ok, so not even then
rafat: whoa man
Slicknick Gallion: WHOA MAN! (in a voice ridiculously lower than that of rafat)

Dude: dude, what's your real voice?
slicknick: ...Blank....

slicknick: KOBE! righteous, gnarly, chyaa, totally, radical waves maaaaan, etc (everything that a typical Californian/Los Angelesian would say)

slicknick: (precisely imitates the guitar strumming of Tom Morello from Bulls On Parade)
Tom Morello: whoa man! Who's got GH3?

slicknick: (Azn music)
(every azn chick in the world comes running up to him)
by Borat Najahedari June 29, 2008
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Stinkdick

He was too lazy so he just stinkdicked her!
by mAdMoNkEY April 3, 2006
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stickadicktome

I think I have stickadicktome. Hurry and give me some petercillin.
by donk February 2, 2004
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stinkpickle

1.Where is my god damn new stinkpickle? I laid it down on the couch a minute ago and now it is nowhere to be found.

2. That was the most disgusting stinkpickle I have ever seen. Did you get pictures?
by Michael White February 13, 2005
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Slickdickery

Deceitful and underhanded behavior that often involves extra-marital relationships, trickedy and cheating
John, an obviously unhappily married man, was engaged in blatant slickdickery when he slipped the young woman at the bar his hotel key and a note asking her to meet him later. He later compounded his bad acts by slapping some trickedy on the situation when he called his wife and told her he would be late due to an unexpected, yet imaginary meeting.
by SDOT The Advocate June 12, 2011
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Uncle Sticksticko

Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?
by stoopidhead March 6, 2009
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