Stelzer

by far the best scouter in the world.

WTF?!!? Jordan just scouted me in the face from T spawn!!

by asbdjsabdjas June 15, 2004

Stewz

To destroy or pwn someone in a game of Diablo II or Counter-Strike.

"Wow that guy didn't even give me a chance. I just got stewz'd."

by Stewz May 13, 2005

STËLZ

STËLZ-drinkers are gods, just like Aphrodite and Zeus. When you see someone who drinks STËLZ, you just can’t take your eyes off them. Seriously, those people are on another level. I bet Willem-Alexander drinks STËLZ too.

Drinking STËLZ is like having little angels making love on your tongue. It's as if the moon and sun collide when you take your first sip. The reason your life might suck is most likely, because you don’t drink STËLZ. You’re obviously an outsider…

However, there’s still time to join the bright side of life. Apparently, every Friday there’s a ritual called vrijmibo. It’s said that people who drink STËLZ at this ritual will turn into gods as well. Who knows, you should try for yourself.

‘Wow she’s such an amazing person, I bet she drinks STËLZ!’

Friend: ‘What is the reason nobody likes me?’
Me: ‘Do you drink STËLZ?’
Friend: ‘No..’
Me: ‘that’s why’

‘He has such large testicals, he must be drinking STËLZ’

by STËLZ lover November 22, 2021

stelzi

Stelzi is a common nickname for very big people. If you know a stelzi you know that they drink absourd amounts of beer and drinking 20 of them is nothing special for them. They dont like to walk very much becouse thei are pretty heavy.

Leo: Hey stelzi drink ma einz?
Harrald: Stelzenmueller feirsch du bingo bongo Partys?

by Based German November 21, 2023