Steven Hawking

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.

Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.

by Jon Testing February 4, 2018

a steven hawkins

when some one gives you and answer that's neither true nor a lie.but entirely made up.

steve says " what colour is the sky?"

dans reply " its a relative concept, when you think about it"

steve " what the f are you going on about thats clearly a steven hawkins "

by borris planet September 5, 2013

Steven Hawking

Sexual act in which the male completes the deed to such satisfaction, the female is unable to walk or speak the following day.

Last night was so good, we totally did the Steven Hawking

by Starlord108 September 3, 2017

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024