Sturgeon General

A top government official who oversees the health of the world's fish population.

Warning: The Sturgeon General has determined that mercury is hazardous to a fish's health.

by QuacksO February 24, 2015

sturgeon

An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.

Andy caught a fatty sturgeon yesterday.

by steelheader April 8, 2008

Sturgeon's revelation

A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".

Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!

by edwild22 March 2, 2009

sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

Izaya Sturgeon

a homosexual white kid

izaya sturgeon is a fucking cunt

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

Nicola Sturgeon

noun

"destroyer of women's rights"

I am Nicola Sturgeon the supreme leader of scotland!!!

by 911insidejob October 12, 2022

Nicola Sturgeon

One who upholds democracy, but doesn't understand what it is.

The majority of the Scottish Public voted no for Independence at the 2014 IndyRef, yet Nicola Sturgeon wants to hold IndyRef2? Where's the democracy in that?

by UltimateDoge September 5, 2021