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Stephenie Meyer

A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction.
A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!

Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.

A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!
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Stephenie Meyer

A thesaurus-raping whore who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.
Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include:

Dazzle
Chagrin
Sparkle
etc. . .
by Sympilton October 28, 2008
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Stephana

An absolutely gorgeous person. A great friend. Confident. Extraordinary. Tends to make ridiculous comments. Likes to repeat the obvious and re-explain what people say...loves to laugh. Gives off so muchh confidence. Has insane swagger. A dancer...yes a dancer. AMAZING.
"Oh man, that girls hass sooo much swaggerr...must be a Stephana"
by sbucksswagger November 17, 2009
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stephanie meyer

the reason why muse fans that hate twilight can't listen to supermassive black hole anymore
by IwishyouwereneverbornSM August 30, 2009
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stephanie bennett

She is very gorgeous. She will dance and shake it off. People are jealous of her because of her looks. If you meet a Stephanie Bennett you will be very lucky. She is very fit and only a few people knows this, but she has abs. She is not afraid to show off her booty. Keep her by your side as she will become rich. She will get karma to get you as she is karma. Stephanie Bennett is someone you won’t forget and you will love.
by SmellYourSocks February 9, 2020
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Stephanie

The QUEEN, the true goddess her name says it all she is crowned, beautiful, honest, funny, loyal,very lovable but not good at showing it, beautiful inside and outside, she is fire, no one compares to her she really is one of a kind, Stephanie are quiet but once you get to know her she is loud and fun to be around, she hurts but will never show, don’t get her mad she will definitely show it, a wild free spirit child. Loves nature, adventure, animals, gets dirty including in bed, that’s when you feel the real fire, has a unique taste of expensive stuff, but lazy to work for it, the giver with no hesitation, drops everything to be there for you,love a Stephanie because there is no other like her, she’s a once in a lifetime, brutally honest but worth it, her love for you only grows stronger but once you fail her it’s over with. Don’t tell her what to do, she will only tell you what’s best for you from the bottom of her heart. Oh Steph you just can’t be without her.
Stephanie walking in a place, people staring…girls hating or admiring, boys falling in love and admiring.

You hear that? Oh yes! That’s just Stephanie laughing her ass off.
by TheoneSteph November 24, 2021
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Stephanie

A Stephanie is a understanding girl although she goes through a bunch of pain she still smiles, a Stephanie Willa Keats be there for you even if it’s cloudy, she will always help people and return a smile afterwards, a Stephanie may be mean sometimes but she jokes around, a Stephanie will always comfort people and care for them but just make sure you don’t brake her heart, a Stephanie has been through a lot of pain and a lot of tears, a Stephanie is a great lover and the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet she’s the friend that even if it’s 3 a.m she’ll come over to help and comfort, also don’t mess with Stephanie’s friend or family member for her it’s if you mess with my friends or family you mess with me first, Stephanie is a strong and brave girl so don’t mess with her when she’s pissed…
Bella: “who is that girl over there?”
Lila: “Oh that’s Stephanie, don’t mess with her friends or family, she’s really strong…”
by A human <3 December 11, 2021
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