Steffen

A common Steffen is someone who get's active around the age of 17-18 and hunts for girls younger than him, 'cause he's a coward who can't compete with girls his age. He most likely curls the naive and young victim to his home, where he can live his sexual fantasies with here and then leave her, breaking her heart forever. But you have to understand the mind of a Steffen. The Steffen only cares about his goal, which is sexual pleasure. The emotions of the victim are not important to him, even if he acts like they are at first. So to sum it up you could say a Steffen is a typical Fuckboy, dabbing his way through his life, wearing addidas sweat pants and muscle shirts, holding his phone infront of his face while taking selfies.
A Look, people are dabbing over there.
B Yeah, they're most likely Steffens.
by LordTourette January 02, 2017
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steffen

an obese monster that is overly obsessed with batman, alabama, and call of duty.
Japanese people, "GODZILLA!" NO, WORSE STEFFEN!
by philosopher of fat people February 15, 2012
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Steffen

To make a simple mistake on a master copy of something, thereby screwing up every subsequent edition. Every fruit of the poisonous Steffen tree has to be gone through line by line to ensure that the mistake is corrected.

Other renditions of Steffen include: steffening, steffened (past), steffen up 2: the SKUs, the steffenation, and steffen 2: electric boogaloo.
Aw, shit. I have to go correct a metric fuckton of work because I steffened the original copy.
by funstar September 01, 2010
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Steffen

Steffen is an complete unsocial awkard "thing" to be around.
He goes to a rich white boy school, and loves being a nerd.
Bad skills with ladies in general. THINKS he can dance... but usually shouldn't bring up this subject cause he tends to dance randomly in public.
hey nerd come over here, and stop being such a steffen.
nah aint got the ladies.. just been a steffen recently.
guy1 "hey can you help me with my homework?"
guy2 "man why cant you be more like steffen?!"

"stop dancing around like steffen"
just stop being a steffen and ask her out already"
by RHHS student faculty board December 06, 2013
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Steffen's mum

The act of ploughing a norweigan lady seven times in one night.
Yo, I steffen's mummed that norweigan girl lastnight
by norweiganluva December 05, 2008
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Steffen Cullum

Steffen Cullum is strong and hard working, sexy and funny. Steffen Cullum will do anything to help a friend, always mature when needed to be.
If you want to be the best be Steffen Cullum!
by It was an inside job March 14, 2018
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Dirty Steffen

When you have an sexual attraction towards being the Kaiser of Germany
Girl1: My man just randomly started to overtake Germany while having a boner.
Girl2: Damn girl you have a "Dirty Steffen"
by AndyLetsPlay March 17, 2023
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