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Houston Stuffed Turkey

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.
Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"
by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015
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Most Stuffed Man

The fundamental rules in amateur foosball with the primary focus of trash talking are as follows:
1. Watch out for the stuff
2. Always Win
With the first rule as the focus the awarding of the title of most stuffed man or MSM is if one has a memento of some type, ie. A Championship Belt or perhaps a travel coffee cup. Other acceptable methods are repeating that someone is the MSM or writing it on a dry erase board.

Once said methods have been applied the title cannot be refuted or transferred.
Despite best efforts he was unable to avoid a massive onslaught of stuffs for the past 2 years and is the Most Stuffed Man (MSM) of all time.
by notmsm January 9, 2017
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Stuffed animals

1:Omg stuffed animals are for babies!
2:Fuck you.
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sheffed

Thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill.
Oh no he sheffed Elliot in the stomach
by Dontwatch May 23, 2016
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Stuffed Shells

the opposite of a sausage fest, refering to a bunch of girls (vaginas)
That was a stuffed shells party.
by KristenWhalley November 9, 2005
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get stuffed

A phrase originating in Britain/Australia, frequently used in BBC comedies. (Some good examples of shows where this phrase is used frequently are Little Britain, Red Dwarf, and The Mighty Boosh.) Depending on the severity with which one utters the phrase it can mean one of four things;
1. Be quiet
2. Go Away
3. Go fuck yourself
4. All of the above

An excellent substitute for the phrase 'go fuck yourself' if you are in the company of small impressionable children, the elderly, or any other wanker who is offended by swearing.
Howard: Hi, I'm Howard Moon, and this is my apprentice Vince Noir.
Vince: Apprentice?? Get stuffed, you're MY apprentice.
by MoonageDaydream73 October 29, 2014
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Can't be stuffed

Aussie slang for not wanting to do anything, or not having motivation to do anything. Similar to the term "Can't be fucked"
"Mate, I really can't be stuffed doing anything tonight."
by aussieguy September 19, 2009
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