Beef Steeple

A name for an erect penis exemplifying distinct vertical architecture; a woody that points to the heavens.

Tom woke in the morning only to be embarrassed by his firm beef steeple protruding out of his boxers as it cast a small shadow upon his cat.

by Bob da builder yo March 11, 2010

California Steeple

When you and a buddy are having a threesome with a girl, and you are each sucking on one of her tits. You then take your outside hand, and give each other a high-five above your heads, therefore creating a "steeple" under which you can continue to enjoy the sweet breast meat.

Guy #1 - Yo dude, Jodie and I wanna have a threesome with you, are you in?
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!

by Nate and Danny April 1, 2009

pork steeple

A man's penis, though usually said in referance to an erect penis.

Put the Pork Steeple in the Ham Wallet

by Rob-Rizzle December 28, 2005

Dirty Steeple

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.

He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.

by Jody South March 19, 2020

Poop Steeple

Little turd towers left by a nervous dog that stand up like little tiny smelly skyscrapers of refuse. I swear my mom's jack russel does this, I've seen them. Also, see definition for shanghai shitpile. Other commonly used interchangeable terms include:

little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections

Kel: "Check it out, Molly is leaving those poop steeples again, she must be nervous about something, or maybe too much damn chinee food. Get the camera!"

Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"

Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."

by kel the dog August 13, 2010

Seatbelt Steeple

When you get an erection in the car, and, the damn seatbelt is in the way...

Carlos: “Hey, where are we gonna park the car?”
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!

by SuperiorSteve64 November 8, 2019

Mormon Steeple

Occurs when a Mormon male becomes visibly aroused in church while staring at a family member.

Jacob's sister is so hot. If I were him I'd never lose my Mormon Steeple.

by Norco Nobody April 17, 2015