Steamed Buns

Ass checks that have been spanked and paddled to a slightly swollen, pink or reddened state. Usually from BDSM play and other dominance and submissive play.

Roger gave Tonya spanking with a ping pong paddle and she left the room with a lovely set of steamed buns.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

Smeared

In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.

Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.

by Lightning B & Mathematics May 2, 2011

steamed wheat

Something that has made you angry and/or upset, elicits a response that you are steamed wheat!

The dry cleaners burned a whole in my favorite suit. Man, I was steamed wheat.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

getting steamed

This is British slang used amongst teenagers. It's a way of saying getting wasted or drunk. It just means they're going to buy some cheap alcohol and get drunk off their faces.

Chav 1 - What ya doing this weekend mate?
Chav 2 - Getting steamed at this sick party, bro. You?
Chav 1 - Safe. I'm going swimming.

by Popsicle21 October 10, 2009

staredad

Staredad is meme. A little boy comes into a room where his dad is. The dad then looks at the boy with a very serious look. It's the look of contempt and a little loathing. This can be said when somebody has that look.

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Goddam, you look like staredad!

by BudIcer June 15, 2009

steamed

Someone who is really mad or pissed off.

Curt was steamed like rice after Jenny rejected him for a date.

by Mayo, Ivan July 16, 2008