Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.

Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!

by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011

Stapified

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.

That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.

by jabrelong June 30, 2009

Stratified Shit

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.

Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.

by JH & BS January 6, 2009

Shaftisfied

Adjective.

Contented/pleased, despite knowing that one has be left well and truly shafted.

Buying that diamond ring left me feeling totally shaftisfied. It's so expensive but a lovely thing to do.

by IJfan2016 November 24, 2016

satisfried

A state of contentment encouraged by psychadelic drugs.

Eating shrooms at the Bjork show left me highly satisfried.

by GrantG July 7, 2007

Shitisfied

The satisfied feeling after taking a really big shit

- dude I just took the biggest shit ever. I feel shitisfied.

by Captain_black May 19, 2014

sadisfied

An emotional state of sadness that you are perfectly content and comfortable with experiencing.

Sally was depressed yesterday but said that she was happy to feel that way, and that she needed to feel that way - she was sadisfied.

by ChadwickGus87 January 24, 2011