statey

A high school student who attends or behaves in a way which suggests that they have at some point in their education attended a state school.

Slutty girl walks past group of un-slutty girls with her g-string hanging out of her pants and seven liters of makeup plastered on her face.

Slutty girl, "yeeh howz it garrn? chu wanna see wat i got?"

Other girls..... "no, thank you... statey"

by Leahannezaki December 27, 2007

Statey

an adjective that describes something negatively strict (often something associated with government actions or involvement) and will most of the time be out of your control.

Can you believe that M. Pearson's boss made the statey move to make him work until 3:00 am just because he arrived late to work and missed 30 minutes of his shift due to traffic?

by Mookie Pearson November 6, 2018

United States Death Metal

United States Death Metal is American Death Metal. USDM aka American Death Metal the national initialism of USA Death Metal. American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

Suffocation, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary & More are 🇺🇸 United States Death Metal Bands

by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019

Barnum Statement

A Barnum Statement is a phrase used by conmen (for example a psychic) to try and make people think they have some deep insight into their psychology or life.
They are also commonly used in horoscopes

Barnum Statements are statements which most people will agree with, regarding themselves, while not realizing that almost every other person will also agree with them regarding their own lives

examples are:
"you have a good sense of humor, but not everyone sees it"
"you tend to think about things before taking action"
"You have had some major challenges in your life"
"you recently had a disagreement with someone you care for"

"The psychic told me that I was quite intelligent, but other people dont always see it"
"Sounds like she was just feeding you a Barnum Statement"

by DutchCappedCrusader June 12, 2014

The Absolute State

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

state lunch

The two to three hour lunch break taken by many state employees.

"Where do you want to eat?"
"Not sure, but it's Friday so I'm thinking state lunch"

by Moltar March 8, 2008

first lady of the United States

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018