storibook

a person, girl, who you can open and close whenever you want to.

"Hey, whats your nickname?"
"Storibook."
"Why?"
"Because you can open and close me whenever you want to."

by LOVEYOUTHREESEXIES. January 28, 2009

stalkbook

To cyber-stalk people via Facebook or (heaven forbid) myspace.

Girl 1: Dude, those guys were bomb!
Girl 2: Seriously bomb. Let's go home and stalkbook them!

by JMoney Leonhart January 24, 2009

Stalkbooking

The act of repeatedly visiting one's Facebook wall and/or commenting on one's Facebook status.

Ray : Diane has been commenting on my status all day long.

Tom : Dude, she is stalkbooking you !

by SuperRay February 16, 2010

Stalkbook

The new name for the newest version of Facebook which now shows everybody's status at once on your home page. This helps in the process of stalking people and finding out what they are doing at that moment. Having everybody's status on your home page helps in the stalking proces because there is less clicking to find out what others are doing, it is all there for you.

Person 1: Have you been on stalkbook lately?

Person 2: Yeah I found this really hot chick who I have friended and am now facebook stalking but thanks to the new stalkbook I don't have to type in her name to see what she is doing.

by Johnny M. B. March 26, 2009

stalkbooking

when you creep massively on facebook to an unhealthy extent usual participants have no life.

ashley: i think she had a picture of it on facebook..
sara(stalkbooker): oh i know she uploaded it .2 seconds ago ashley that's such old news.
ashley:creep stop stalkbooking
sara:shut upahhhhh!

by pseudonymeqe October 25, 2009

Stalkbooking

Stalking your friends on facebook, a feature made much easier by the newest version.

Johnny: Dude, are you there?
Ryan: Sorry, I was stalkbooking that girl in our math class.

by Lmaowls April 16, 2009

Staniboo

Somebody who has a total obsession with Central Asia (Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan: the 'Stans') even though they aren't Central Asian.

It's like a Koreaboo or a Weaboo just for Central Asia. The word was made up by muaytaiga on Twitter.

Girl 1: "That girl read Otoyomegatari once and now she keeps fawning over Central Asia and claiming she's Central Asian when she's not!"

Girl 2: "I told her I'm Central Asian and I think she almost had an orgasm over that fact, now she won't leave me alone. She's totally such a Staniboo!"

by byakuran June 24, 2018