STARTICLES

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'

Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.

by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013

staties

Massachusetts State Police

I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.

by hogman September 26, 2005

shartimusprime

A hella sick Youtube action figure reviewer with a taste for Marvel Legends

Jay C- 'Oi man, is shartimusprime's merch still available?'
Sean Long- 'Yeah man, it is.'

by omega_red June 24, 2018

Starbies

An informal or slang word that pirates use for Starbuck's.

Pirate Captain: A-hoy me maties! What do ya say we go on down to Starbies?
Pirate Crew: YAAARRGG!!!

by Tizz Mizzle January 15, 2008

sadtimes

interj. Used to express feelings of dejection or mild disappointment.

adj. Causing feelings of unhappiness or grief.

"I forgot to return my library books! Sadtimes..."

"That book was sadtimes, but I still liked it."

by missingnumber May 22, 2009

Startitis

Startitis: noun - Repeatedly starting new projects while still having multiple uncompleted projects.

Melanie is plagued by startitis. She frequently starts knitting something new rather than finish her other incomplete projects.

by Fiber Fanatic January 8, 2015