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Startle

(Vb.) to move or jump suddenly (as in surprise or alarm).
The Amber Alert startled everyone in their sleep.
by Rackoben February 15, 2019
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Startle The Witch

A phrase originating from the video game Left 4 Dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.
Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!

Pat: What did you do?

Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.

Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.
by undecided1 January 1, 2009
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STARTICLES

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'
Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.
by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008
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Tarticle

someone who makes a tart of them self in the public eye, for attention. like trying to get in a magazine for acting provocativly. making a show of your self tartily
katie price made a right tarticle of herself at the oscars.
by jordenthegeek October 9, 2009
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Sharticles

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.
"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."
by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017
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Sharticle

Articles that are a bit on the poo side
"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!
by Barshens July 31, 2016
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startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.
Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.
by hotdogthief February 19, 2008
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