starfish

The action of placing your open hand on someones face and yelling 'Starfish!'
Used to annoy or when the conversation has dropped/ become boring.
Sarah:...
Alex:...
Sarah:...
Alex:...
Sarah...STARFISH!!! *thunk* :D
Alex: gahwhatthehell?!?
by Klepto_Koala June 23, 2010
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Refers to a noob or person who lacks legitimate skills
Wow Jesse Fonseca is such a starfish! He doesnt even have fingers!
by daymonjohnson75 December 09, 2012
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where a guy fingers a girl. but instead of using 2 or 3 fingers, he inserts his whole fist into the vagina and once his fist is in the guy spreads his fingers as though in a 'starfish' motion inside the vagina.
me and stewie tried starfish the other night but i was too tight.

jenny is loose enough to do starfish!

i wish aaron would gimme starfish

by ansh69 September 02, 2007
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When an individual places his or her palm on another's face (like a basketball), in an attempt to push them away.
This ugly girl tried to kiss me so I starfished her.
by Ryan Waechter-Kendle January 20, 2008
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a person who consistantly opens there legs for the opposite sex..
S.H:hey what did you do last night
A.H:went to a hotel with k's boy
S.H: your such a starfish!
by shane hutchings February 14, 2013
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to abruptly barge into a room of unsuspecting onlookers with your fellow companions while wearing a sock on all 5 appendages of the male body.

In simple terms. bust in naked with a sock on your cock
we all starfished that paige chick last night.

she could do nothing but scream.
by MickeyCoralSnake February 14, 2011
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A reference to a tight, virgin anus. Many people have wasted their lives hunting for the perfect "Starfish".
"I was about to stick it in, but then I saw her starfish peeking up at me. I made a split-second decision."

-Jeff
by K-N@$tee December 02, 2015
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