Starfish 

Noun: A dead fuck. Someone who may lays there, doing nothing, during sex.

Marcus went and ate Denise's Mac N Cheese in the kitchen. Afterwards, while she was on top, Marcus just laid there like a starfish and allowed Denise to do all the work.

Starfish by footinmouth December 31, 2014

starfish 

sphincter

why is my starfish so sore?

starfish by tina November 5, 2002

Starfish 

When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.

"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"

Starfish by onefortysix November 3, 2015

Starfish 

Women that lay still, almost lifeless, with arms and legs spread during missionary sex.

I fucked this bitch the other day who just starfished the entire time.

Starfish by WH0THEFUCKCARES April 20, 2011

Starfish 

The act of spreading all limps and just laying there during sex

He just starfished last night and I had to do all the work it was intense

Starfish by Adriaan1012 July 16, 2019

Starfish 

It's a freaking "A marine echinoderm with five or more radiating arms. The undersides of the arms bear tube feet for locomotion and, in predatory species, for opening the shells of mollusks." Not anything to do with frickin $*x!!! Or, it's something from Charlie the Unicorn that loves Charlie, and eventually gives him a wish and burns almost to death!!!

STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!

Starfish by BoredNeedHelp March 29, 2020

Starfish 

Someone who is incompetent at the act of sex that they lie there like a star fish receiving it all but they never act upon it. No matter what their sexual orientation or gender. All they do is take, take, take. Oral, Anal but never give any, unless it will satisfy themself. They are usually premature and have small dicks, and have a lack of it...

James is such a starfish, he has no idea how fucking fantastic you are.

Starfish by Thisnomorebrokengirl October 10, 2012