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Skankrupt

To owe so much sex that you're... "in the hole"
Your mom is so deep in skankruptcy with me I think she may have to take out a whoredgage.
by Shitlord July 20, 2010
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Spankrupt

The lack of imaginary partners to focus and fanatize about during masturbation.
If I dont get laid soon, I'll go spankrupt!

I need to get out, I'm in danger of going into spankruptcy!

That's nasty Bro! The though of having sex with her has left me spankrupt!

I've been hand firing it so much I'm going spankrupt!
by Tugjake October 28, 2010
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Spankruptcy

(noun) The state of figuratively or literally losing the ability to access your amassed collection of physical or virtual masturbation imagery.
My wife is so insecure that she wiped out the spank bank on my laptop, putting me into spankruptcy!

If I can't come up with something worth roughing up the suspect to I'll lose interest in myself and end up in spankruptcy!

spank bank spankrupt full spank spanktank
by MrLzrd June 3, 2011
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Stankraft

Stankraft uses video - it’s super effective!
by 🅱️Egarty🅱️aths February 26, 2019
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skankruptcy

'The economy is so bad Paris Hilton declared skankruptcy!' -- Jay Leno
by mrmojorisinva April 28, 2009
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tankruptcy

Refers to climbing gas prices ; inflation imbalance.
Earlier when I was filling up my gas tank, I believe I involuntarily filed for "tankruptcy". As my car's gas tank was filling up, I was simultaneously watching my checking account balance plummet until the tank was full, then my account was empty.
by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011
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Stankraft

A type of jewellery made from very salty youtubers
when I look up stankraft I can’t find anything but jewellery videos and a salty boi
by 🅱️Egarty🅱️aths November 3, 2019
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