stalkerbitch

Some dumb hoes be crazy stalkerbitches and be wanting your address

Stalkerbitch: Heyyyyyyyy boooiiiiiii whats yurr number like I'm really into you
The next day, said stalkerbitch arrives at your house with your favourite chicken and shoots you

by daveyolo October 31, 2013

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

Stalkeresque

adj; sort of like a stalker; in a manner that is somewhat stalkerish.

i followed you down the street, and felt somewhat stalkeresque.

by Samrex January 17, 2009

stalkernoculars

Sophisticated binoculars usually very large with a high magnification (such as this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:15x70-binoculars.jpg) used for the purpose of stalking or looking into other people's homes.

Alex used John's stalkernoculars to peer into neighboring homes in Birch Bay.

by Mr. Pi December 19, 2008

stalkenator

Someone who no matter how many times you tell them he/she will not get the hint. The ultimate stalker.

Anthony Sardinas is the STALKENATOR!

by The Best Period!!! March 30, 2010

Stalkerstache

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.

Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."

by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012

stalkerette

obsessively jealous stalking chick who won't stay in the garbage after you've squeezed all the juice you want out of her

Unfortuantely I got bored with her but having laid the pipe too well, now was saddled with a stalkerette

by joshster August 12, 2007