stachon

A Guy that gets way too high when he smokes weed. Laughs too much and at inappropriate times.

I hate when that guy smokes weed. He is such a Stachon.

by Paul Pigmey April 16, 2006

tc stachington

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.

(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."

by classikjane March 9, 2015

Stachia

Brilliant gourgous down to earth hippie. Gifted in many ways.

You know you can trust in stachia always.

by Wonderful minds August 14, 2017

stachon

A man with a large penis, usually of Polish ancestry. An alpha male.

Women love stachons. Guys tend to hate them, especially drunk single men.

by Jen Wilcox [e-mail] April 27, 2007

Staching

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.

by KingSoggy July 3, 2019

stachie

1. Noun, A selfie taken in order to show off one's mustache. 2. Adj. A descriptive term for a rapist's face.

Ex. 1. Instagram is flooded with stachies during March
Ex. 2. Can you describe what you're assailants looked like. Well, they were really stachie.

by PkmnTrnrBrock November 23, 2013

Staching

the practice of placing mustaches on items in public places.

"see that mannequin over there, I'm gonna stache it"
"let's go staching in this shop"

by themysteriousstache December 16, 2013