SSM

Shity Slut Magnet. A guy who seems to atract sluts no matter where he goes.

Nate is such a SSM, look at all those whores coming toward him.

by jesusmorales December 28, 2005

SSM

"Slightly Smiling". Be honest, you don't 'laugh out loud' to every text you read, yet you seem to put it after every sentence because it's the only thing that seems to work. SSM is a more truthful, less obnoxious alternative to LOL.

Guy#1: "Wow SSM"

Guy#2: "...don't you mean 'LOL'?"

Guy#1: "No, slightly smiling."

Guy#2: "So you don't think I'm funny?"

Guy#1: "No...not really...SSM

by chocolatemilk6 December 6, 2011

SSM

Steffen seine mum

Ssm is steffen seine mum

by The urban gux August 22, 2018

SSM

Southern Sorority Move

Southern girls may be stubborn, but that's only cause we know we deserve the best. SSM

by SSM BELLE September 21, 2011

SSM

Squadron Sergeant Major.

Everyone froze when the SSM entered the room.

by Diego July 29, 2003

SSM

Sandslashman; the wacky but lovable shrew.
A real swell fellow.

That SSM gave me five dollars.

by EssEssEmm May 26, 2004

M19 SSM

The M19 SSM Rocket Launcher is a man-portable and shoulder-fired rocket launcher. It has two major components, the launcher and the magazine. The magazine (the expendabe part of the system) contains two 102mm shaped-charge, high-explosive rockets. It is designed for fast, easy detachment from the launcher. The launcher contains the sighting and fire control systems.

Captain Ramirez tossed Lance Cpl. Thomas a M19 SSM.

by Militant Liberal April 16, 2005