skater

Known as a shamer in the Army; this is a word personnel in the Marine Corps use that is synonymous with personnel also known as shitbags. Nevertheless, this is the code that many Junior Enlisted Warriors (JEWs) live by:

S-tay under the radar
K-eep away from responsibility
A-llways act busy
T-ake your time
E-vade NCOs
R-ecruit others

LCpl Schmuckatelli is a real skater; he'll probably never pick up Cpl.

by PVT Schmuckatelli July 1, 2016

true skater

a true skater is a person can be, female or male, who is fully deciated to skating. they dont skate to look cool or impress people, they do it for various reasons, maybe it lets out anger, or maybe they like the feeling of grinding shit up or flying or that feeling you get after you land a hard ass trick. all these posers fog up the true meaning of a true skater, they dont need the clothes,shoes,or anything else all they need is their skateboard and they are set for life. skateboarding isnt just a hobby, for true skaters, its a lifestyle.

john:dude that new kid is sucha poser..
mike:fuck yeah he isn't a true skater.

by meglovinnn March 8, 2008

Jonathan Slater

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more

"My teacher is such a Jonathan Slater"

by Cal Boy April 7, 2010

Bottom Seater

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

by The Peacock July 27, 2010

Ice skater checkmate

The Ice skater checkmate is a checkmate where the rook or the queen checkmates the king that is blocked by all three of his pawns after the king has castled.

OH MY GOD CHAT I DID THE "ICE SKATER CHECKMATE" BING BANG BOOM

by LustBird May 26, 2020

Douche Skater

Someone who holds a skateboard but dose not even use or know how to ride it but carry's one anyways to fit in or just to look cool. They usually always wear DC and West 49 brand clothing for there non skateboarding selves.

Ray- Hey Dom look its stupid John.
Dom- Why dose stupid John have a skateboard he cant skate.
Ray- Ya I know and he's wearing all out West 49 clothing and DC shoes.
Dom- He looks like an douche and thinks he's cool now for the stuff he has.
John- SUPPPP guys
Ray- John your Douche Skater!

by RyantheAsianmist August 9, 2010

Skater Poser

Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.

A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.

*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*

Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!

Real Skater: Let's see it, then.

Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.

Real Skater: Here, use mine.

Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.

*Skater Poser runs away*

Real Skater: Poser...

by youdon'tneedtoknowme July 9, 2010