squiz

Slang for square, which is slang for cigarette.

Throw me a lighter, I'm tryin to smoke a squiz.
by I B Whirly August 27, 2008
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Squiz

That chick squizzed all over my new Laura Ashley sheets.
She covered his face with her squiz.
by kimstress July 15, 2015
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High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk

The only way to be a High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk of the upper class is 1. way less than a hundred pounds preferably between 80 and 92 lb 2. you cannot have more than four teeth in your mouth 3. minimal of two abscess scars 4. a phone that only works on Wi-Fi with a broken screen 5. you must have graduated from an original Swamp Donk Academy. Then finally must be sleeping with one of your connects and all of their friends with zero dollars in your pocket.
Hey did you hear that Shequeefa graduated from the OG High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk Academy?
by VanderKamelHeathen August 28, 2021
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Squiz

(SKWWEEZ)

Frat dude word for "best friend"

After Brett Kavanaugh's crying to the committee over his tender memories of Squi, Tobin, et al.

Likely meant facetiously but will shortly, and nauseatingly, lose its irony as dudes and bros already lack insight into the boorish nature of their "bonds" to one another.
"John is my main squiz" - Timmy
by Pseudo-Rin October 08, 2018
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Squiz

omission of occurrence or performance; specifically : a failing to perform a duty or expected action,lack of success,a failing in business.
"Boss, you know that work we quoted 200 hours, now that I spent all the 200 hours I realize I need another 200 hours to complete it". Boss: " Fuck you just Squiz this project man. You Squiz it big time. You are promoted to Regional Manager"
by The Soul Punisher September 15, 2022
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Squiz

Describing a situation, object, or behavior that is delightfully quirky, unusual, or eccentric in an amusing or fascinating way.

Coined in the early 21st century, "squiz" is believed to derive from a playful blend of "squiz" (a slang variant of "squint," used to denote a quick look or glance in Australian and New Zealand English) and "quiz," suggesting a peculiar or puzzling quality. The word was initially popularized in online forums and quickly adopted in casual speech due to its lively sound and the ease with which it encapsulates the idea of something being whimsically odd or bizarre.
I just tried that new cafe downtown; their decor is completely squiz—there's a chandelier made of teacups!
by Huckle Berryfin May 08, 2024
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Squiz

Pronunciation: /skwɪz/

Adjective describing a situation, object, or behavior that is delightfully quirky, unusual, or eccentric in an amusing or fascinating way. The term "squiz" is a playful amalgamation derived from "exquisite" - reflecting something both complicatedly delightful and puzzling. Coined in the early 21st century, it quickly gained popularity in urban slang, particularly for its lively sound and the ease with which it captures the essence of whimsical oddity.
I just tried that new cafe downtown; their decor is COMPLETELY squiz—there's a chandelier made of teacups!
by Huckle Berryfin May 08, 2024
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