squishmate

a platonic soulmate, based off the term squish. squishmates are perfect for one another, but not in a romantic way.

"isn't it weird that we can relate to each other perfectly in every way?"
"i know! we must be squishmates."

by evwashere June 16, 2016

Squishlet

A name given to your bubba when you give them squishes after hot sex.

"Keelie, you are my hot lil squishlet"

by AliBear January 26, 2009

DJ Squishmitten

Rapper/Producer, Co-founder of Roadhouse Ent., Member of the Roadhouse Crew, executive produced such club hits as Booty Sweat, Booty Sweat(remix), Ice Cream Blow Job

Man dat new DJ Squishmitten song iz HOT!

by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010

squishoid

Crushed, mangled, smashed, compacted with sudden great force - innards and / or endtrails busting forth, and oozing out. Fresh roadkill or a huge bug that has met its sudden end. The ultimate form of "squished."

Hey, that big wood spider I just stepped on is majorly squishoid. Check out the carnage!

by JoeSpeak July 28, 2009

squishpop

Squishpop is a noise that elephants with dr. holdren's as tails make.

the elephant went squishpop while at the exhibit in the zoo.

by Valarie December 1, 2004

Squishpit

Area between the anus and base of the penis. Commonly referred to as perineum or gooch.

What a kick in the squishpit.

by PinkPanther14 August 7, 2010

squishcount

The number of casualties in an accident, terrorist attack, natural disaster or in another catastrophe. The bodycount.

"Dude, did you hear about that freak earthquake today? I'll have to check the news to get an update on the squishcount!"

by UberDoom November 9, 2012