I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008
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I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
by dark sunshine March 8, 2009
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by Dr. Porkenstein October 25, 2010
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by LupuSamor January 6, 2017
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by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011
Get the Dream Squisher mug.In a video game - a character or enemy that has low defense and is likely an easy kill for enemies. Note that the term refers to character's own defenses, not controlling player being bad at surviving on it.
In online gaming the term is usually used when someone who should've picked a character with solid defenses (like a "tank") picked a "squish" character instead.
In online gaming the term is usually used when someone who should've picked a character with solid defenses (like a "tank") picked a "squish" character instead.
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