squishface

1. Name given to Captain Murphy's pet
2. Insulting name given to any jerk
3. A term of endurement given to friends

"Heeeeey, Squishface."
"Shut up, Squishface."
"Ahh, Squishface pooted again."

by Nathan Danger March 24, 2004

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Squirtage

Squirt-age
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.

Dude, this Cinnamon Life is so delicious I think I just released some squirtage.

by Stifely July 18, 2012

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The act of having intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and ejaculating inside and then pulling out and stimulating her clitoris till she has a squirting orgasm and then performing oral sex on her.

My old lady was on the rag and she wanted me to give her a creampie so after I blew a load in her I pulled out and put my cock on her clit and shook it up and down and side to side faster and faster till she squirted all over.And then I ate her out.Then she licked the Strawberry Squirtcake off of my face

by Tripple6 May 12, 2009

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Squirtfart

This phenomennon conmonly occours during or immediately after vagina and anal Intercourse while the woman squirts/orgasms the pressure of both causes a wet fart that sprays a fine mist of wet fecal matter onto her partners stomach and/or genitalia

I gotta get in the fucking shower because my woman expelled a squirtfart shit colored spraytan all over my stomach

by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 14, 2018

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