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squirrels in the attic

Madness, insanity, deluision.
He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
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College squirrels

The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.
Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"
by nwafan20 December 30, 2009
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Squirreling

1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.

(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)
Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."

Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."

NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.
by mfucci September 7, 2012
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squirrelin

the act of trying to catch a nut in a sexual way.
the guy in the club was squirrelin on that hoe hardcore
by kaley and becca March 2, 2011
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squirrelified

When your bestest friend in the world has a blonde moment, even tho she is not a blonde, and gets distracted, she has been squirrelified, which can b fun!!!
When my squirrel gets drunk, and we r deep in conversation
, But she gets distracted, for example, mid sentence she forgets

what she was saying and randomly says "squirrel", it's usually due to her and people around her having a brain fart. She was squirrelified.
by Noresun2noAmy2 December 13, 2021
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Sandusky Squirrelpot

During the act of sex, one must take a shit, piss, and ejaculate into a female's mouth, then mix the ingredients together with your erection. Have the female swallow. Best results are after eating a burrito or mexican related goods.
Last night i gave a girl the Sandusky Squirrelpot and she wanted an encore.
by Popopeirzynski May 1, 2009
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Al Queda Squirrels

Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems
Kid: We got let out of skool early.

Dad: Why?

Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.
by 11th Tier drummer August 26, 2009
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