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Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff?

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.
Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU
by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011
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squirtleing

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina
Oh man I love squirtleing
by Dididudijsksisiskxixixid November 22, 2016
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squirmedy

A comedy that causes the viewer to cringe and squirm.
BOY: That episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was very funny, but it made me really uncomfortable.
GIRL: What do you expect? It's a squirmedy!
by Myron Schnitzel January 12, 2008
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Squirtle the jiggle puff

Let me squirtle the jiggle puff babbyy
by cricklecrackelemmefap August 17, 2017
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Squirtle!

It used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a hoarse voice when it squirted water out of it's mouth. Now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the hoarse, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your dick, squirtle-like, shoots it's fire fighting fluid.
girl: Oh Baby, that feels so good, please don't shoot into me!
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.
by mr. squirter April 16, 2010
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squirtle-squirtle

A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."
"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"

"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!
by Omar Jones April 6, 2008
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Squirtleing

when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.
by lil guillermo April 9, 2019
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