1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
by CircadianHour December 1, 2009
Get the Squirmy Rootersmug. An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort
Yort
by muffin tin December 7, 2019
Get the Squirmy Alligatormug. The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.
by Bocaj and Noremac November 13, 2011
Get the Squirmy Bansheemug. a troll like creature with a miserable inpolite and inpatient manner.
any response from this creature you get will always be negative unless
you are giving him food, ultimate team coins or cannabis.
this creature has a very small penis nicknamed maggie, hates christmas, gets stuck on the sofa and starts to mould into the fabric like a big fat sofa whore and is far to lazy to walk any distance so squirms along furthermore this creature only squirms along to get to food which it gobbles up like a warthog or to laugh at orphans.
any response from this creature you get will always be negative unless
you are giving him food, ultimate team coins or cannabis.
this creature has a very small penis nicknamed maggie, hates christmas, gets stuck on the sofa and starts to mould into the fabric like a big fat sofa whore and is far to lazy to walk any distance so squirms along furthermore this creature only squirms along to get to food which it gobbles up like a warthog or to laugh at orphans.
alex: ahh look at squirmy wormy worthog
nick: haha isnt he hideous
josh: what a cruel individual he is
josh k: for fuck sake squirmy wormy worthog ate all my crisps and stole my ultimate team coins
squirmy wormy worthog: ah shut up, you dont understand, fuck you, give me food, haha an orphan unlucky
nick: haha isnt he hideous
josh: what a cruel individual he is
josh k: for fuck sake squirmy wormy worthog ate all my crisps and stole my ultimate team coins
squirmy wormy worthog: ah shut up, you dont understand, fuck you, give me food, haha an orphan unlucky
by oggy ostrich December 22, 2012
Get the squirmy wormy worthogmug. Something Littles say when they don't want to be direct with how they feel.
Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
by Kawaii.Dango December 10, 2015
Get the I'm all squirmy nowmug. Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.
It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.
by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017
Get the squirmy spooningmug. by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008
Get the the squirmiesmug.