squirligeadore

A mythozoological creature that is half squirrel, half lion, half tiger, half labrador, which would make it an improper fraction. Although clumsy, it is quite graceful. The squirligeadore has baffled mythozoo-ologists because it only exists if you don't believe it exists, but if you do believe it exists, it doesn't exist.

That squirligeadore used his magical powers to save the world.

by KevanlaFresh April 1, 2009

squirbage

Squirbage is the definition of cool. It can be used as a positive or negative adjective. It's uses are almost limitless.

That Lamborghini is total squirbage. (positive)

Bruce Willis is so squirbage! (positive)

You really squirbed out in that tennis game bro. (negative)

by squirbage May 21, 2009

Squirmanator

The coolest person in the world; Illustrious leader of the Low-toppers, and general in the fight against the sum high-toppers.

I wish I was as hot as Squirmanator.

by SquirmBat December 14, 2003

Squirmmle

The feeling that one has after their girlfreind asks them to perform a dirty sanchez or a moist nunza
!!!

I'm hella squirmmle still from last night, my girl asked me to do the moist nunza.

by 2tallakasam June 2, 2009

Squishage

when something has a lot of squishing.

You're wearing really tight pants and your butt is being squished ,, there is squishage in the bottom.

There is a lot of squishage in that clown car.

by Tater-tot19 June 28, 2010

squirmatic

1. n. A person who has a gicungous and uncontrollable, unrequited romantic chemistry for Sarah Palin.

2. n. A cult follower of a nature strikes back horror film.

Bill Maher evidenced urges for a squirmatic experience on his Friday show, calling Sarah Palin and Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann “bimbos.” That came one week after he called Palin “a dumb twat.” (Not to mention the c-word)

by Anandaloha April 16, 2011

squishage

The female version of fappage.

verb- the act of a female fingering herself

He: Man i'm going watch some ebony porn tonight and die of fappage.

She: I havent had any in months every night i engage in serious squishage in my room

by Cpl MCizzy October 19, 2012