Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.

"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"

by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011

squirble

the sound that turtles and/or Turtles (fans of the band Paradise Fears or Paradise Fears The Turtle) make. this sound can be heard being shouted at Paradise Fears concerts around the United States. while it is generally a noise, squirble can also be used as a verb, and sometimes a noun or adjective.

"squirble it up!"

by ittybittyholly December 31, 2011

nuttier than squirell shit

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".

This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011

squirtling

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.

"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."

by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

squirraling

When the weather is that cold, your ballbag shrinks and your nuts start hibernating in your stomach.

ie, my bollocks are squirraling!

by sandaz January 8, 2010

Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.

Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!

by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012

Squirtle

A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.

Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!

by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018