squip

Squip is a god-sent pill that contains a microchip that tells you how to be cool.

I actually scored within the first week, if you want to learn more read Be More Chill.
I just took squip, and no, I already am having sex with someone, sorry.
by Jack B. May 30, 2004
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Something we must stop, I helped develope it in the early 2000's but left because I felt it was wrong. It is a mind controlling drug.
A: Did you get the bugs fixed?
B: Naw, they can deal with it, this squip is gonna make us a lot of money.
by Dr. Morris E. Burrows May 30, 2004
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a tiny computer that is swallowed and SOMEHOW lands on your brain to tell you how to be cool. Truth is people... this thing doesn't actually exist. It is all a huge scam to get you to buy a book called be more chill. very convincing though.
Squips are a figment of our imaginations
by snowandskibaby July 13, 2005
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Used in code to refer to girls, generally of a smokin' (hot) nature
Hey Peanut, you reckon Jill can buy us some T-dog for tonight cause I'm keen to go find some squip's
by dd slasher January 17, 2008
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Look, I'm not going to lie. My friend took it and wrote a book about it, he went nuts basically, but Be More Chill tells the truth.
Dude, squip is a bad mistake.
by Harrison D. May 30, 2004
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a brand new car new to you invented by Kimberly Jones
I got my squip today son
by brooklynnbrwn May 02, 2009
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It's from Japan. It's a gray oblong pill; quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

- Be More Chill
The Squip: Take your hands out of your pockets. Arch your back, puff out your chest. Add some swagger to your gate or you'll look like a masturbator. Fix your posture, then the rest.
by Jeremy Heere June 05, 2017
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