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a minicomputer in a pill form, that, when digested, talks to you and instructs you on how to be cool
a)the first thing my squip did was get me a girl
b) the squip turns you into a dick, or so "To Be More Chill" claims
by jeremy heere April 15, 2004
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a hot seggsy super computer/high-tech microwavable tactic that people who have low self esteems have crushes on.
Person 1: "Wow, I really wanna kiss a hologram that lives in my head that makes me cool and gives me electric shocks when I do something wrong."
Person 2: "Bro I just asked you what time it was, but do you need therapy?"
Person 1: "Nah I just need a SQUIP"
by Fruity theatre kid April 9, 2022
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A micro-computer you swallow and it makes you cool.
Buy your squip and be cool.
by John V. May 29, 2004
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IT'S FROM JAPAAAAANNNN

IT'S A GRAY OBLONG PILL
QUANTUM NANO-TECHNOLOGY CPU
THE QUANTUM COMPUTER IN THE PILL

WILL TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR BLOOD UNTIL

IT IMPLANTS IN YOUR BRAIN AND IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO
IT TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO
IT'S PRE-PROGRAMMED

IT'S AMAZING
SPEAKS TO YOU DIRECTLY
YOU BEHAVE AS
IT'S APPRAISING
HELPS YOU ACT CORRECTLY
HELPS YOU TO BE COOOL
IT HELLLPSSS YOOOOUU RUUUUUUULLLE
Rich: No longer a drip when you got in your grip!
A squip! A squip! A squippppppppPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
by shutupheather17 June 1, 2019
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from the musical Be More Chill, a grey oblong pill, a super computer that travels through your blood and then implants in your brain, and tells you what to do.
1 "so it's like drugs?" "its better then drugs Jeremy "

2 Its from Japan!!!!!

3 "a grey oblong pill quantum nanotechnology CPU . The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and tells you what to do. "
4 "your super quantum unit processor, Your SQUIP
by tinydipsyautumnnoel March 1, 2018
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Pete was such a God damn squip on that slalom today
by jenno July 23, 2012
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A pill in your head that makes you cool.
Yo since I got this squip, I've been more chill
by Jeremy Heere March 31, 2004
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