I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.
by pentozali April 11, 2009
The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.
by LLLLL December 06, 2004
The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
by Thanus July 24, 2008
by Smurfman256 October 04, 2017
A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.
Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.
by logic001 June 23, 2010
Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.
To rain on someone's parade.
A party pooper
A downer
An act of being toxic
Ruiner
To rain on someone's parade.
A party pooper
A downer
An act of being toxic
Ruiner
"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."
by strEEt-sama May 18, 2021
by J3ll-y October 31, 2020