Heebity Squeets

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.

Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.

by RageKage August 27, 2006

squeetard

A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.

"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."

by Citronic October 21, 2008

squeeler

A woman who makes an especially loud and high pitched noise when she orgasms.

I never expected her to be a squeeler, she just went crazy.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

squeet

The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)

Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.

by The Real Egon Spengler April 18, 2014

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

Squeelin

A multi-purpose adjective, that means many a thing. The word cannot have a single definition, so the example is the only way to truly understand the beauty of this word.To squeel

This word can be used in many circumstances. "The man was squeelin (furious)." "Stop squeeling" - stop moaning. "Tell your dog to stop squeelin (Barking)". And so on and so forth, it really can fit into any sentence that requires an adjective.

by James Fell May 17, 2006

squeet

when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.

My apartment is 800 squeet.

by CindyStank July 31, 2007