squezzle

a person , male or female, that seems non threating, nerdy or innoscent, like a cute little fuzzy squirrle. but when givin the chance, will lie steal, or decieve you like a sneaky little weasle.

meeting someone for the 1st time at a party, we all pitch in for the beer, and that person was given the money to make the run, only not to ever return,, he didnt seem the type , he pulled a straight "squezzle"move. get it?square- nerd- clean cut-school boy,,,

by dondizzle95822 June 4, 2010

Mahogany Squealer

A fart in which the pitch starts off low and becomes very high by the end of the fart.

The Mahogany Squealer brought the entire room's attention to the little boy, who's ass seemingly ripped a squealer even the gods envied.

by Stahl June 28, 2006

squealer

one who squeals, one who disrupts/disturbs other people's lives,one who spends time simultaneously making people hate them.

see nerc.

by ... February 22, 2003

squeadle

A type of dog (especially of the "doodle" variety) whose utter adorbs-ness makes one squeal spontaneously upon sight. First coined ca. 2015 in London's Kensington Gardens--home to one of the most concentrated populations of squeadles in OECD countries. Note: although all dogs might be technically "good boys" or "good girls," not all dogs are squeadles. Certain breeds that are typically small, nippy, and obnoxious are automatically disqualified from this designation due to the overt lack of adorableness. "Squeadle" can be enhanced with intensifiers such as "Pro" and, in exceptional cases, "Pro Plus" (the highest level of canine cuteness). In recent usage, an actual squeal is often replaced or combined with a simple utterance of the word "squeadle," delivered with a deadpan matter-of-factness that underscores the undeniable verity of the statement.

Wilma: "Squeadle."
Zelda: "Where?"
Wilma: "Over there, in the park."
Zelda: "The Chihuahua?"
Wilma: "No! Chihuahuas aren't squeadles!"
Zelda: "The Pomeranian?"
Wilma: "Nope"
Zelda: "Ohhh... the Wheatedoodle. Total squeadle!"
Wilma: "Squeadle Pro Plus!"
Together: "Eeeeeee..."

by ElinorsDad October 8, 2023

Lil’ Squealer

A noisy sex partner. Known for squealing, screaming or moaning loudly during coital activities.

Rachel is a lil’ squealer. I was banging her like a dog in the kitchen and she woke my mom. She sounds like a pig in heat.

I’d like to meet my neighbor. I can tell though these walls she’s a lil’ squealer.

I knew I could bang Jed’s ass cause he’s a man whore. What I didn’t know is he’s a lil’ squealer.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

New Jersey Squealer

When you're fucking a midget with orange skin and they scream at the top of their lungs.

Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."

by Gustation April 19, 2018

squeagle

1. An amazing Rave Dance move, slightly emminating from the hips- but not too much. a good squeagle also involves a creepy smile and lifted hand, forming 90' angles with the elbow.

Last night, at the club, my gay lover taught me how to 'squeagle'.

by DrunkenWindian January 15, 2009