squeakafunk

The sound resulting when you fart in a chair

The squeakafunk resulting from Petey's fart was deafening.

by Charles Stratton July 27, 2008

xander speakman

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗

“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”

by emma.samek February 7, 2020

James speakman

Alpha male

Better than chuck norris

Won a game of connect four in three moves
Ripped
‘Cows don’t drink milk’

Your a cow, cows don’t drink milk-James speakman

by James speakman February 7, 2022

James speakman

Alpha male
Supreme actor

Can win a game of connect four in three moves

Doesn’t read books he stares at them until he gets the information he wants
‘Cows don’t drink milk’

Your a cow, cow don’t drink milk-James speakman

by James speakman February 7, 2022

Bed squeaking

To masturbate at a summer camp on a bed made of springs. It makes a squeaking sound so everyone else in the cabin knows your jacking off.

At camp when i was masturbating/bed squeaking the guy under me kept yelling "would you stop it!!!" it also works for minorities like women and gays, too!

by bedsqueakerCLH May 15, 2011

Squeaking with love

Euphemism for having an orgasm.

At the height of their love making she was squeaking with love.

by Shagrabbit September 25, 2005

squeaking

making an extreamly high pitch noice with your throat often so load it scares people.

dude did u see me ride past that guy and "squeak" him, he shat himself.

Yes" squeaking" is awesome

by hackattack789 September 23, 2010