squaddle me down

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

by MikeMilla December 10, 2013

squaddle

A pack of aquatic aviary creatures (i.e. geese) that linger in highly trafficked areas and impede migration.

I hate when squaddles of Canadian geese wont get out the fuckin road!

by Vito3334 April 3, 2020

squaddle

To waddle from a squatting position.

After licking frosting from the cake, my sister tried to squaddle out of the reach of our mother's switch.

by milleresque February 16, 2015

squaddle

when you need to squiddle a waddle but the flipper dipper tanks the skank and snuggles the buggle but the dfslakjlsjdf;laj'ljvoihogj;dslkg;ajvoiacv;oiasjoifjasd

"did you have to squaddle?"

"Michael

by wanker!! September 6, 2022